Those ingredients belong to the beloved No More Tears formula Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo. Nobody guessed that. A lot of people guessed food. So as homework, I want everyone to go home and try a spoon of baby shampoo to see if those ingredients could really work as cuisine. No? Okay, no.
I'm inconsolable today as I face the reality that once again I have missed the People's Choice Awards, the annual reminder that people make terrible choices. Darn it all. Here's today's bad-choice trivia question:
What's the more commonly known name of the conflict referred to in Native American parlance as "The Battle of the Greasy Grass"?