Number of American Idol winners from the northern states: zero. Number of people I fooled with that question: zero point zero zero. The list of correct answers is ridiculously long, so I hope you don't mind when I simply congratulate you and your genius via second-person pronoun.
Let's move on to some more cultured trivia. Here's today's question:
From what source do cheese makers extract rennet, the enzyme used to coagulate cheese cultures made from cow's milk?
The more specific you can be, the more credit you shall receive.