Friday, February 15, 2008

Fact or Crap

Licking a postage stamp means consuming 20 calories.
I have posted this under false pretenses. This is a public service announcement to the owners of the 2008 Fact or Crap desktop calendar. Don't look up the answers on the Internet. I beg of you. You owe it to yourself to find the answer within yourself. Trust your gut. Or don't. But don't look up the answer. You're robbing yourself of all the fun, and I ask you . . . if we don't have fun, what else do we have?
Come on. Make the call. Is it fact, or is it crap? Search your feelings. You'll thank yourself when you flip over that tiny slip of paper with genuine suspense knowing that, right or wrong, today you have lived.
You can do it!

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