I'm not sure why I worded the question as I did, but as a result of the confusion, I'll accept 0 or 1 month as a right answer for Friday's question. Adolf and Eva were married for about a day until self-inflicted death parted them. Here's who knew it wouldn't last:
Heather M (the M stands for Matrimony Has Never Been So Unholy)
Mike K (the K stands for Knot Not Tied Very Long)
Karen M (the M stands for Marriage Made In . . . A Bunker Way, Way Down There)
And on that cheery note, we segue seamlessly into the trivial world of stuff I learned on my trip to the zoo. Here's the first in what promises to be a very short series of questions:
What is the only mammal considered to be a parasite?