Maridee and Konrad knew that "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish," is not the opening line to One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. Most of it, in fact, is not about fish, but instead focuses on the funny things you'll find everywhere.
And after a long Columbus Day weekend, that rushing noise we all hear is the sound of no one caring. So I'll move directly into today's question:
In most of the US, the second Monday in October is observed as Columbus Day; Berkely, California, calls it Indigenous People's Day; Hawaii celebrates Discoverer's Day; the Virgin Islands call it Puerto Rico-Virgin Islands Friendship Day; and a good chunk of Latin America dub it Dia de la Raza; what does Canada celebrate on the second Monday in October?