Don't be CHI
No, no, wait. Be CHI. CHI is awesome!
It was a great weekend to be a Chicago sports fan. None of the Chicago sports teams lost the entire weekend (unless you count the White Sox loss on Friday . . . but I'm not crying about that). The pinnacle was Saturday, which saw the Bulls win, the Cubs win, the Sox win, and the Hawks win (and new Bears QB Jay Cutler threw out the first pitch and sang the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley). And the weather was nice.
They don't make many days like this in the Windy City, but I'll take 'em when I can get 'em.
And what is Obama smoking? (I don't have a specific gripe, this whole message just seemed way too cheery for a Monday.)
According to Forbes.com, the windiest town in the United States is a suburb of what major city?
And the people who knew it
The Lorax spoke for the trees. See, trees don't talk . . . the only way to get words to come out of a tree is to cut it down, make paper out of it, and then print or write a message on it. But at that point, it's a little too late to say, "Dude, what are you doing with that saw . . . no, no, NOOOOOO!" Only Paul C (the C stands for Champion Of Seuss Trivia) knew that one. You rule, Paulie.